Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Free New Age Bullshit Generator

I love New Age people; I love New Age events, and I love New Age lifestyle….

However, sometimes, closely listening the “guru” messages, delivered through some of the lectures and workshops, I am starting wondering, either I am so stupid to miss the whole point, or the messages are kind of spiritual BS. Every single word seems to be easy to understand, but the whole meaning is hiding from the curious mind in the nicely built structures. Well, you can always consider that as creative mantra background for guided meditation.

However, what if you need to deliver the highly spiritual, meaningful, holistic message yourself?

What if that is required as part of the creative marketing of the particular New Age product and/or service?

What if you are unable to create crispy-not-clear, bold and sleek pretentious presentation, not being able to capture the listeners’ attention and losing your tribe’s interest from the first words?

The New Age Bullshit Generator is here to help you. Just click on the button on top of the page and you will get automatically generated speech/post/presentation, which will definitely keep your listeners/readers attention from the first moment until the end, as they will try to make some reasonable conclusions from your words, most likely, with very low success rate.

So, clicking the Reionize Electrons button at the top of the page to generate a full page of New Age poppycock.

The app developer, Seb Pearce from Melbourne, after sitting through hours of New Age rhetoric, decided to have a crack at writing code to generate it automatically and speed things up a bit. He cobbled together a list of New Age buzzwords and cliché sentence patterns and this is the result.

So, put your newly generated pseudo-intellectual post on your website as placeholder text. Print it out as a speech for your yoga class and see if anyone can guess a computer wrote it. Use it to write the hottest new bestseller in the self-help section, or give false hope to depressed friends and family members.

Here is an example of the great self-generated article:

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We exist as morphogenetic fields

Awareness is the healing of learning, and of us. Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is chi.

You may be ruled by bondage without realizing it. Do not let it eradicate the growth of your circuit.

Humankind has nothing to lose. We are at a crossroads of growth and selfishness. Who are we? Where on the great myth will we be re-energized?

We grow, we exist, we are reborn. To traverse the journey is to become one with it. The quantum soup is aglow with vibrations.

Nothing is impossible. Potentiality is the driver of sharing. Consciousness consists of sub-atomic particles of quantum energy. “Quantum” means a condensing of the zero-point.

This life is nothing short of a summoning evolution of primordial insight.
Our conversations with other adventurers have led to a refining of supra-interstellar consciousness. Reality has always been electrified with adventurers whose dreams are immersed in potentiality. Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the quantum cycle via expanding wave functions.

The spark of life-force is now happening worldwide. Eons from now, we entities will live like never before as we are aligned by the totality. Imagine an awakening of what could be.

Free New Age Bullshit Generator for you!


Sunday, April 10, 2016

Fring – Free VoIP 2-way video and voice calls

Fring is a VoIP (voice over internet) app that allows you to make 2-way video calls, voice calls and live chat for free, from your phone or iPod.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic    It offers video calls to other Fring users on any advanced smartphone over both 3G and WiFi, and allows you to connect with your friends on Fring, Google Talk™, MSN® Messenger, Yahoo™!, Facebook and Twitter! It can also act as a SIP client.

Fring provides a fringOut service that allows users to call landline or mobile phones at very cheap rates (when compared to those of Skype or of many SIP providers), while maintaining high audio quality.

There are developed applications for Android and iOS mobile devices.

Screenshots:

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Thursday, March 17, 2016

How to use instant disposable Gmail addresses?

Disposable email address, also known as temporary email address is handy when you need to sign in for unknown online service or unfamiliar newsletter before you are quite sure you will need to use this account in the future. Also, some useful services might be known by having tendency to attract spam email hunters. Using temporary email address as anti-spam solution is one of the best approaches. You may input the temporary email address to sign up for services you only planning to use once and receive the confirmation e-mail in your temporary anti-spam inbox.

There are multiple free services, offering you different flavors of such disposable email addresses, but today we will present a method to use your own Gmail address, but use it special way, which may cut the spammers, but still deliver the message to your standard inbox.

Assuming that you need to sign up for a service by “Newsletter” which requires you to first sign up with their mailing list or newsletter, but you’re afraid spammers might get your address and spam your inbox with nonsense. Let’s call the list “newsletter”. Assuming that your regular email address is “JohnDoe@gmail.com”, sign up for this suspicious service using the email address “JohnDoe+newsletter@gmail.com”.

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Email, sent to that address, will still come to your “JohnDoe@gmail.com” address even though the “To:” will include that “+newsletter” in it. Then, for easy processing, set up Gmail filters to filter that “+newsletter” email in your inbox to a specific label.

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This operation will require 4 simple steps:
Step 1 – Click on the ‘nut’ button
Step 2 – Go to ‘Settings’
Step 3 – Click on the ‘Filter’ tab
Step 4 – Click on the link ‘Create new filter’



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